Classic film: Next up was a more bizarre sketch parodying the musical Annie, with Melissa Villaseñor playing the eponymous orphan. Cecily Strong gave her a tour of the mansion and showed all the staff members who would help her
Suspicious: But they interrupted the song to ask what Ricky — played by Sudeikis with a mustache and a brown leather trench coat — did
Sinister: ‘Mr.
Warbucks and some of his rich friends have a club, and I provide a service for that club, and in return he pays me 25 Gs a week,’ he said
Yikes: As they continued to press him, he admitted that he found ‘rare meat’ for his boss and friends.
‘It’s not what you think — it’s people,’ he added
Next up was a more bizarre sketch parodying the musical Annie, with Melissa Villaseñor playing the eponymous orphan.
After she was adopted by Daddy Warbucks, Cecily Strong gave her a tour of the mansion and showed all the staff members who would help her, played by Aidy Bryant, Ego Nwodim, Alex Moffat and Chloe Fineman.
But they interrupted the song to ask what Ricky — played by Sudeikis with a mustache and a brown leather trench coat — did.
‘Mr.
Warbucks and some of his rich friends have a club, and I provide a service for that club, and in return he pays me 25 Gs a week,’ he said.
As they continued to press him, he admitted that he found ‘rare meat’ for his boss and friends.
‘It’s not what you think — it’s people,’ he added.
Sudeikis led a more intimate
As the song wrapped up, he clarified that Warbucks had never had a little girl, just adult meat, before Mikey Day arrived as Warbucks, trailed by a band of masked men in tuxedos ready for a feast.
After-school conference: Jason was joined by Kyle Mooney and Ego Nwodim in the next sketch.
He played a teacher at a parent-teacher conference, while they were a student’s parents
Awkward: He said their son was well behaved, though his math scores were suffering.
But then the teacher and the wife started to flirt unabashedly in front of her husband
Jason was joined by Kyle Mooney and Ego Nwodim in the next sketch. He played a teacher at a parent-teacher conference, while they were a student’s parents.
He said their son was well behaved, though his math scores were suffering.
But then the teacher and the wife started to flirt unabashedly in front of her husband.
‘You have a very infectious laugh,’ he said, as he touched Nwodim’s leg.
Not hiding it: ‘You have a very infectious laugh,’ he said, as he touched Nwodim’s leg
Innuendo: After he said he never needed to punish their child, she replied: ‘You don’t strike me as the punishing type.’ ‘Well, you don’t know me very well,’ he replied
Going to town: Soon they were making out on his desk, while her husband just stood off in the corner loudly declaring that he wasn’t going to stand there and take that as he stood there and took it
After he said he never needed to punish their child, she replied: ‘You don’t strike me as the punishing type.’
‘Well, you don’t know me very well,’ he replied.
She asked, ‘Wait, are you mad at me?’
Soon they were making out on his desk, while her husband just stood off in the corner loudly declaring that he wasn’t going to stand there and take that as he stood there and took it.
Potty humor: Jason took a break for the next pre-taped commercial sketch for Jake’s Non-Stick Underwear for Men
Oops! The men of the show were all seen doing manly things like working out, but they all had a problem with making messes in their underwear
Slides right off: Luckily, there was a new underwear made with the same non-stick material as high-tech cookwear.
To illustrate it, a mannequin’s buttocks were coated in non-stick material to show how an egg could slide right off them
Jason took a break for the next pre-taped commercial sketch for Jake’s Non-Stick Underwear for Men.
The men of the show were all seen doing manly things like working out, but they all had a problem with making messes in their underwear.
Luckily, there was a new underwear made with the same non-stick material as high-tech cookwear.
To illustrate it, a mannequin’s buttocks were coated in non-stick material to show how an egg could slide right off them.
‘You shouldn’t have to buy new underwear every time you get nervous at an important dinner,’ Alex Moffat joked, while Chris Redd added that sometime he could have an accident for no reason at all.
When you least expect it: ‘You shouldn’t have to buy new underwear every time you get nervous at an important dinner,’ Alex Moffat joked, while Chris Redd added that sometime he could have an accident for no reason at all
Golden: Afterward, Brandi Carlile made her debut performing her rocker Broken Horses.
She glowed on the stage thanks to a striking gold three-piece suit
Afterward, Brandi Carlile made her debut performing her rocker Broken Horses.
She glowed on the stage thanks to a striking gold three-piece suit.
During the Weekend Update segment, Sudeikis reprised one of his classic character, the devil.
He joked to Colin Jost that he’d been busy recently with things like ‘earthquakes’ and ‘Instagram for kids,’ while spending some time in Florida.
‘Have you ever been to Florida?
It’s not that different from hell. It’s basically pre-hell. It’s people in their hundreds, and the temperatures are also in their hundreds.’
Back at it: During the Weekend Update segment, Sudeikis reprised one of his classic character, the devil.
He joked to Colin Jost that he’d been busy recently with things like ‘earthquakes’ and ‘Instagram for kids,’ while spending some time in Florida
In good company: The devil got interrupted on his cell phone with a call from Prince Andrew, which he sent to voice mail.
He joked about ‘all these pics of me, him and J. Eps[tein].’
Close to home: He joked that Colin he made a ‘deal’ to let Colin Jost marry Scarlett Johansson. ‘You baby trapped her!’ he shouted, adding, ‘I don’t know who screwed her more, you or Disney’
The devil got interrupted on his cell phone with a call from Prince Andrew, which he sent to voice mail.
He joked about ‘all these pics of me, him and J.
Eps[tein].’
After Colin asked if he was responsible for the right-wing conspiracy theory movement QAnon, Sudeikis lashed out.
‘You take that back, Colin, or I will go back on our deal to let you marry Scarlett [Johansson].
You baby trapped her!’ he shouted. ‘I don’t know who screwed her more, you or Disney,’ he added.
The devil concluded his segment by adding that he got the best lap dance of his life from Lil Nas X.
Founding fathers: Jason’s next sketch was a short period piece in which he was joined by the other male cast members to play the founding fathers drafting the Declaration of Independence
National treasure: But once they had it almost finished, Andrew Dismukes’ character wondered if it might not be better with a treasure map on the back.
‘What if we put a sick-a** treasure map on this thing?’
Point of clarification: After they shot the idea and moved on, he added out of the blue: ‘It wouldn’t be for babies’
New perspective: He got some ammunition when Aidy Bryant and new cast member Aristotle Athari arrive from the future in Matrix-like leather coats
That settles it: They said people in the future were mad because they didn’t have a treasure map on the back of the Declaration of Independence, so the founders decided to play along and add one
Jason’s next sketch was a short period piece in which he was joined by the other male cast members to play the founding fathers drafting the Declaration of Independence.
But once they had it almost finished, Andrew Dismukes’ character wondered if it might not be better with a treasure map on the back.
‘What if we put a sick-a** treasure map on this thing?’ he pondered aloud.
After they shot the idea and moved on, he added out of the blue: ‘It wouldn’t be for babies.’
He got some ammunition when Aidy Bryant and new cast member Aristotle Athari arrive from the future in Matrix-like leather coats.
They said people in the future were mad because they didn’t have a treasure map on the back of the Declaration of Independence, so the founders decided to play along and add one.
Slowed down: Brandi Carlile returned afterward for her second song of the night, the ballad Right On Time.
She wore a black sequined suit with striking white lapels as she sang the moving song
Down on their luck: Sudeikis finished off the show in the final sketch with Heidi Gardner playing his wife.
He had just lost all their money at a casino, but but they got a surprise offer parodying Indecent Proposal from a man played by Kenan
Brandi Carlile returned afterward for her second song of the night, the ballad Right On Time.
She wore a black sequined suit with striking white lapels as she sang the moving song.
Sudeikis finished off the show in the final sketch with Heidi Gardner playing his wife.
He had just lost all their money at a casino, but but they got a surprise offer parodying Indecent Proposal from a man played by Kenan.
He offered $2,000 for a night with Jason’s wife, which they instantly rejected, but they started to change their tune when he raised the price to $5 million.
But suddenly he downgraded the offer to $10,000, and then started raising and lowering it wildly.
Eventually they realized he was all blustered when he held up the briefcase with his money, revealing it was imaginary.